Hey everyone! Right now we have a little Motor Maven maintenance to do. Not just on the website, but we also have to work on putting things together for the next four (yes, I said FOUR) events we’re doing in the next three weeks. It’s gonna be more and more and more and more hectic in the coming months – especially hard to juggle all this stuff to do.
This being said, I thought it would be cool to throw this one out there for our readers… What do YOU think would be the best caption for this photo? (Let’s try to keep it clean, fellas!) I wanna see who our most witty readers are!
If you saw a scene like this on the side of the road, I wonder how many of you would stop to spit some game at this girl?
:: Antonio Alvendia
No! love not that bolt…the 1 at the very bottom
haha,
“yeah, you really have to bend over to get that bolt”
“why are womens feet smaller then a mans? So they can stand closer to the stove..not your pride and glory”
clean engine bay…
“Wrenching never looked better”
Openclutch.com
ok babe look if you spread your feet and arch your back you can get way more torque in that nut…i promise
“Of course I will hold the wrench while you eat your sandwich babe…”
are you married?…
no! Great how can I help you?
Your hair will be totally safe around that fan……..
“Let me pull you hair back before it gets ripped off”
Tuners and Girls with Ink are relevant to my interests.
Leftie loosie, to the right…the Tightie
Daaaaaaaaaaang girl , U could borrow my tools anytime !!!
I see a cool air intake. Its got a Nos fogger system and a T4 turbo, Dominic. I see an AIC controller. It has direct-port nitrous injection. Yeah, and a stand alone fuel management system. Not a bad way to spend 10,000 dollars.
It would suck if you stopped to help her but she knew way more than you and she totally demasculated you
Well it’s obvious Antonio, she’s tightening my nuts….
“nissan motors can be girls job…or else?”
I think you dropped something…
“It’s your fuel man, you’ve got a nasty hole.”
Monte Carlo? Nice Chevy small block. ‘Get that alternator off there girl! We know you got a thing for juice!’
Where the fu*k is her left arm?
god damn!
“Hottest one-armed chick ever”
looks like she’s showing Megan Fox how she should have done it 😉
“You’re doing it wrong. That’s not the tire!”
Move out the way bitch I’m tryna look at the car!
Helllloooooooo nurse!
If my mechanic looked this good, I would find all kinds of excuses to take it to the shop!
Quick, rev it up! maybe it’ll pull her shirt off.
“Look you really aren’t taking this apprenticeship seriously. If you can’t tie your hair back get a blue net and where are your overalls?”
pimp my ride
“17mm? I thought you said to look for the big nut”
“jizz in my pants”
“The guy that casted Meagan Fox for Transformers. . . he f’d up. Bad.”
“…So…err when you gona come pop my clutch…”
i’ve been around a car or two and i’d say you need to refill the blinker fluid…
She’s looking for where the blinker fluid goes.
“oh don’t worry she’ll never figure it out.”
“why do you say that?”
“I took the spark plugs out…”
Better take that shirt off, don’t want to stain it with grease
“I’m a woman and therefore too dense to have any business working on a car”
“Um, by any chance did you drop your crack pipe while you were looking at my engine bay?”
Yeah, just dangle your hair in there while go see if it will turn over…
Why is there a car in the kitchen ?
thats one girl who can service me