Hey everyone! Right now we have a little Motor Maven maintenance to do. Not just on the website, but we also have to work on putting things together for the next four (yes, I said FOUR) events we’re doing in the next three weeks. It’s gonna be more and more and more and more hectic in the coming months – especially hard to juggle all this stuff to do.
This being said, I thought it would be cool to throw this one out there for our readers… What do YOU think would be the best caption for this photo? (Let’s try to keep it clean, fellas!) I wanna see who our most witty readers are!
If you saw a scene like this on the side of the road, I wonder how many of you would stop to spit some game at this girl?
:: Antonio Alvendia
She looks a little frustrated so I think a good caption would be “I need something with more power and wouldn’t take breaks on me” hahahaha shit I dunno.
Excuse me miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice, so what seems to be the problem?!
Come on thats a legit one!
“I wonder how many of you would stop to spit some game at this girl?”
I don’t spit game, it oozes from my aura!! ;p
I hope she disconnected the battery first! Long hair by the radiator fan is suicide!
“Why yes maam, I do know how to fix you flux capacitor.”
Meh…not too sure, since it takes me a while with cutlines…but this comes to mind:
“Beauty meets brawn – Carrina under the hood of her ’68 Chevrolet Malibu”
Eyy baby, when you gonna let me tap that 😉
You know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
;D
I don’t know cars at all, but I have tripleA and some dick?
‘I hope this fishing lure on my face doesn’t get stuck on something then my janky modeling jobs will be over’
“Remember everyone. Safety first. No loose clothing around working machinery.”
Looks like the Daisy Duke of the 21st Century. “Go get ’em Duke boys!”
“You’re unda arrest fer operatin’ a race-type vehicle in city limits”
Sherrif Roscoe P Cultrain
“Maybe if I bend over like this, MotorMavens will make a post about me…”
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I should of learned how to fix my car instead of getting all these tattoos.
“need help with your front end?”
Yup… You see… right there… just as I thought, your flux capacitor is busted.
“I wonder if it was lefty tighty, righty loosy?”
hell yea i would stop, prolly all gangster like to,
rip ebrake, turn wheel, step on gas. finish 180 all sick like
lets not try and keep it clean and shoot me a PM with the link to the full set, you know she’s showing the groceries.
omg…
Yank me, crank me, but don’t wake up to thank me.
get in the van.
@Randy from Bisimoto: You’re hilarious! That was pretty dope, gotta give you ur props!
@Ross from DeadPirateProd: Dude, but when you rip the ebrake, turn the wheel and step on the gas, it’s likely you would slide outta control, smashing into her car, and then she’s gonna hate you! #FAIL lol
@om1kron: The link is on our http://motormavens.tumblr.com page. Not gonna lie. LOL I love how you said “showin the groceries” I’m gonna use that TOMORROW at IDRC! hahahahahahaha hope to see u there dude
@Jim: LOL why do I get the feeling that someone actually said that to you? hahah
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Jace. I love those videos too.
I think if you bend over a little more You will get it
@Antonio:
LOL man, trust me Ive got some better ones! Thats one that I drop if Im buzzing fairly well and a girl is way out of my league!
@Antonio & Omnikron:
Im gonna start dropping that on the ladies, I can already see it. MUAHAHAHAHA
Safety first! Besides no loose clothing when working on cars, take care of your loose hair also before it gets caught by the engine fan or your scalp is going to be history.
You have 400hp? Are you kidding me!?
“Antonio said I needed bolt-ons. I wonder if they go in here somewhere.”
“you have to use both hands.”
HAHAHAHA you guys are hilarious
One of my thoughts would be,
“Well, I hope my ass looks alright at least…” *Sigh*
Oh, and Antonio? If you start shooting girls on a regular basis I BETTER be getting a call! 😉 Hook a girl up here, haha. (And let me be a Motormavens girl at FD Seattle next year, pretty please?? 😉 <3<3<3)
LMFAO@ kenneth
Umm…
“ummm miss?….lean a little closer and you can see it….little more…..YESSSSSsssSSssSSSsss finished….
Got a rag?”
*ginormous wolf howl
AAAARRRROOOOOoOOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!
“Girlfriend Material”
you guys are stupid .
Thats my Ex Girl right there .
she has my Name tatted on her side . duh!!
@ljeezy: GF material no doubt!!!
@Maggie: Are you the same Maggie we hired for the Girls of Need For Speed shoot when I was still with EA Games/Speedhunters?
“Now, wheres that straight pipe?” LOL Shes really cute
need more SG features… that is all
“is it in yet?”
“Hmmm, that’s odd, I usually don’t have any problems getting things turned on”
This babe is smoking man! We need more posts like her, ha ha.
You said to keep it clean and only dirty thoughts come to mind. Therefore I’ll just keep my mouth shut. How about taking advantage of all the girls who wanna be part of MotorMavens and supplying more material like this! After all, you have only gotten 40+ comments on this post. Just sayin…
SGM=Spit Game Mode
i cant find the blinker fluid reservoir, are you sure its in here???
Antonio: Nope, sadly. I would dream to be that lucky… Haha. I’m a newbie model, the car girl wanting to be a car girl and model.
Maggie’s more of my modeling moniker, you did meet me at Formula D in Seattle this year. I’m not much to remember, so… 😛 (Shortie with tattoos, if that helps.)
“head turner”
“I thought you were taking me out to dinner…”
“When this baby hits 88 MPH your gonna see some serious shit”
Well. Her pants couldnt handle those legs and ripped themselves off. And now it looks like her shirt is trying to come off too. Looks like most the work is already done!!
“every engine needs a little love, the way your handlin it this one should be good to go soon, now the body deserves some attention” (;
Do you know how to drive a stick?
that a camaro??
“why are you making me a sandwich in THERE?”
this isnt the kitchen
“why i am fixing this p.o.s when i could have had a s2000 or a ’90 civic sir?”
Allow me:
“If you had bought a rotary you wouldn’t be in this situation.”
i’ll show him.. thinks i’m just some pretty little girl!!
Baby.. i can’t find my ear ring!!
Baby.. i got 5 Bolts & 6 screws left over.. is that ok??
“She’s just finished a 500whp+ dual turbo motor swap. What the fuck have YOU done today?”
id beat